have you seen my childhood?

18th February 2005

have you seen my childhood? I think she fucked off or started spending the weekends away when I started swearing, but I think she is finally off for good this time.

She looks like me, blonde, blue eyes, but only 3ft tall, happy, probably setting fire to something, running around or watching cartoons

I think it might be because the other week, when I was leaving the flat for the weekend and was leaving a note saying "Dear Flat mates, Allie has Fucked of for the weekend, see you Sunday!" and I heard a strange noise...

I heard the voice of a female moaning, oh my goodness!!

I live with two guys and knew they both had female company(at that time, one had his girlfriend round and the other, one of the many girls he likes to have around as it were), so had no idea who it was, but i had never heard that noise before, and I have lived in the past with a silly girl who said how she would be having more sex than me (like I gave a shit) and never heard a thing.

But i was in the middle of leaving and writing a note, so hurried up and slammed the door, oh man!!

I feel a little bit of me has grown up, but then again, my other ex flatmate who did sociology would just sigh and say "oh Allie, you are so repressed!!"